Saturday, 16 January 2021

All You Fascists Bound To Lose

 Let me tell you fascists
'Cos it ain't getting through
It ain't white lives don't matter
It's that black lives matter too
You're bound to lose
You fascists are bound to lose

So you're coming for the black folk
You're coming for the Jews
Rest assured your overlords
Will be coming for you too
You're bound to lose
You fascists are bound to lose

Let's take back our country
Says the leader of the whites
And you know he's got your back
Because that's where he keeps his knives
You're bound to lose
You fascists are bound to lose

I see you at the stock exchange
I see you printing press
I see you running scared
From the educated left
You're bound to lose
You fascists are bound to lose

There's good and bad in all of us
That's the human condition
But you push the good too far
And man you're gonna wish you didn't
You're bound to lose
You fascists are bound to lose


Sunday, 10 January 2021

I Fucking Hate Everything

I fucking hate everyone
I fucking hate everyone
They say, always be merry as you can
For few will delight in a sorrowful man
But I fucking hate everyone

I got a whole-world-is-a-mess and an
Everyone's-a-dick kind of a feeling
I got a pain in my heart
And two-aching feet in my shoes
I got mouths to feed and bills to pay
And a wife I'm sure is cheating
I got the dreaming-I-was-someone-else-
And-just-woke-up-abruptly blues

I fucking hate everywhere
I fucking hate everywhere
There ain't a bar in this town or the next
That don't make me wanna slit my wrists
I fucking hate everywhere

So take your positive vibes
Your happiness, your contentment, your pleasantries
I know you got crap
Take your all-is-well, self-help,
Citizen of the world Instagram
Self-improvement's masturbation
So take your guided-meditation
Put it with your kambucha-enema
And shove it up your ass

Friday, 1 January 2021

Punk Ivo

Ivo,
You ain't so evil
It's just some people
Make you wanna die

And I can't blame you
I feel the same, too
And I can't claim to
Know how to make it right

Ivo,
These things ain't simple
Things don't always equal
The sum of their parts

But you don't mind getting
Deep 'bout your depression
If there's a chance of helping
Someone else's heavy heart

So I'm on your sofa
Four cans of a six leftover
'Cos I couldn't help but open
Two cans on the way

But you got that Dutch gold
And you got a crate-load
And it's already in the fridge, cold
So let's drink 'til the light of day

Put on some NOFX
Some early Mike Ness
Discuss the likeness
Between the Kennedy's and the Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster

Jelle Biafra
And what he did after
The Dead Kennedy's shafted
Him for a Levi's ad

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Happy Birthday to
YoOOOU-ooOOOoO- ooooOOOOo
I heard punk kids like country, too
I hope punk kids like country, too